I'm imagining Count Orlok (a vampiric copyright loophole!) playing Padel with Jackie Daytona (human bartender!) as his partner and I'm giggling.
Jackie D. "He's my best friend, he's my pal, he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy!"
Ball hits fence.
Count Orlok. "You are my affliction."
Jackie D. "BAT!!!"