Thanks! :) I was originally going to use these mechanics to make a series of boxing matches against various wacky opponents, but realized that I was only on pace to finish the work for one of those fights by the time the jam would end (I kind of forgot to account for the fact that each behavior the boxer could do would need at least 3 animations to cover all of the directions- they could face).
You did the right thing with Dr. Wormhole - There's no secret pacifist ending, but maybe there should have been one!