Thank you for playing and such a detailed comment! It's really appreciated.
Haha glad you enjoyed it, however you signed an NDA, so I'm going to sue you now for disclosing it's existence publicly!
So the shift crouch binding is a real pain point for me. So the story is, I originally had it bound to CTRL and the toggle turned off. However as it happens, the bind to close a browser tab is often also CTRL+W. So at the last second had to change it. I don't like it and I don't really know what the solution is!
I'm really glad you enjoyed the humour and my amateur voice acting, I really appreciate your time and feedback, thank you.