This was so cute! Made all the better by having to run off in the middle of playing because my cat found something to play with she wasn't supposed to, haha. Very accurate representation of herding cats. I was super impressed by how replayable the game was despite its simplicity - I was absolutely determined to get all the cat descriptions! I did end up running out of patience before I could get to the high score of 700 - but I was very impressed by the complexity of scoring! I did have some trouble reading some of the controls, which might be a PICO-8 problem. I also found the distance between the "pick up" and "boop" keys a bit challenging but that's on me for not plugging in a controller!
Also, my cat would like to let you know she's very offended you consider butthole to be bad for scoring xD