This is the greatest game ever made and nothing before or after shall ever match its magnificence.
I initially tried it, thinking that it was just a game like any other but I could never have been more wrong. Ever since I heard the dulcet tones of the Horse's voice, I knew it would be a life-changing experience. The panic that set in as I struggled against the endless horde of Insects and the ever-dwindling countdowns for "Stomach", "Radiation" and "Fast Food". The love I felt for my Horse as I carefully nurtured him(?) and met his every need. The triumph I felt after finally felling the Malevolent Bug God and claiming victory for my trusted steed. This game has made me feel more emotions that I ever have before. I can't even call the life I was living before I experienced this Masterpiece living. I was simply going day by day with no meaning. Some might call me crazy for saying this. But I'd prefer the term: "Unstable."