Very smart idea, some of the "characters" are funny. However, most of the descriptions are a little too hard to deduce if they match the goals or not, some of them I had to guess if they matched or not. I think this is going towards the right idea, it just needs a little adjustment on the descriptions to be a little bit more intuitive if they match or not. An appropriate game over menu would be interesting too, sometimes I actually missed the fact that I lost. But overall, interesting idea!