**Wife**: Angourie Rice.
**Nearby Village Visit**: Slept with Melissa Rauch.
**Woman in Need of Help**: Had sex with Karen Fukuhara.
**Night in the Town**: Slept with Melissa Fumero.
**Village Rest Stop**: Slept with Lily James.
**Prostitute**: Neekolul. Creampie and Femdom.
**Dance Partner**: Sabrina Carpenter.
**Night Rest Stop**: Slept with Brie Larson. Titjob, Cowgirl and Missionary.
**Mountain Settlement**: Slept with Alison Brie. Had slow, passionate sex.
**Mountain Tribe**: Slept with Elisha Cuthbert.
**THE GOOD ENDING**: Won against Adriana Lima in the swordfight.
**Babysitter**: Winona Ryder.
**Pool Lifeguard**: Francesca Capaldi.
**Gardener**: Ashley Tisdale.
**Reese Witherspoon's New Job**: Masseuse.