Got around to trying out the update, I saw all the criticism regarding it and thought "it can't be that bad." I couldn't have been more wrong. This entire page is just false advertisement at this point.
To say to your supporters "Don’t panic! This is the exact same game as before. Same story, same characters, same plot beats, same everything." and then give this to them is absurd.
Should've just made a separate "reimagined" game at that point.