random stuff happened.
I don't know what I was supposed to do but if I knew I probably wouldn't have enjoyed it as much.
Thanks for playing! If I had a week instead of three days I could have fleshed out a functional game more. But the point from the beginning was to make a silly physics experiment where things get *ehem* out of hand.
I guess the win condition is confusing. to clarify, once you have all the shiny trinkets and enter the portal there can be no remaining players, so they have to either enter the portal or die.