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Made my friend try this game. He did better than I did, and compared it to a game called sickoban. Which was equally awful and did something even worse than half offsets. Worth trying if you havent. Could inspire you to more evil, although I doubt puzzlescript supports this.
https://spratt.itch.io/samuels-sickoban