ha! I love the concept that Dante runs some kind of tabloid rag. There's a black & white photo of you on the front page, looking shocked in the camera flash, and a big all caps headline: INTERN CAUGHT EMBEZZLING SOULS; ACCIDENTALLY STARTS MINOR APOCALYPSE
But don't worry, I'm sure your boss got a raise anyways.
Thanks for giving it a go, cuttlefishcrossbow; it's awesome to hear from players!