"creativity 5/5 and fun 1/5 as expected lol. Great idea and the itch io page is hilarious. "
Piggybacking on this, but for me it was "theme use 5/5." Because seriously... you broke every game rule by just not even really having a game at all lol.
I made it to 4% before I quit. Is there actually a visible difference if you stick around longer?