I HAVE FINALLY DEFEATED LEVEL SIX. I AM NOW ON SEVEN AND CAN CONFIRM THAT CAPITALISM, THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM, AND YOU
ARE ALL MONSTERS.
I SHALL BEAT THIS GAME AND THEN ILL BEAT YOU. (NOT LITERALLY THOUGH BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE BIT YES.)
Hold on. You are playing Pharmageddon WHILE wearing a Holter monitor? That is the most metal thing we have heard all week. The universe really did say "let us measure exactly how stressful a fake pharmacy shift is for you." Commitment respected.
Take care of that thumper first, the game can wait. We will be here when you are back to chase that final level. Sending good vibes and minimal palpitation triggers. ❤️
LEVEL 6, DEFEATED! 🎉 Being lumped in with capitalism and the healthcare system is honestly the most accurate review we have ever received, and we accept the title of monster with full honors.
Level 7 is where things start getting interesting (read: worse). Bring everything you have. We will be right here, monstrously waiting. 💊