I hate using playing cards. Just make a table and use dice.
Also, I get the reason for the weird trippy vibe, but like...this is Mothership. This does not need to be dripping with edgy prose. Just show me a table, tell me the facts, and let me improv those bits myself.
It's a fine idea, but far far too lengthy. I'd have preferred to see this turned into a series of tables, cut out some of the fluff, and make this a proper Mothership scenario. It has the potential.