No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, standing up, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe-curling, back-arching, leg-shaking, core-tightening, fist-clenching, breath-stealing, mind-blowing, eye-rolling, soul-snatching, overstimulating, spine-tingling, sweat-dripping, thigh-gripping, sheet-ripping, nail-digging, back-scratching, teeth-clenching, body-trembling, lip-biting, gravity-defying, sweat-soaked, jaw-dropping, hip-thrusting, head-tilting, world-shattering, body-weakening, soul-evaporating, room-spinning, heart-pounding, moan-inducing, nerve-numbing, earth-shaking, show-stopping, life-altering, knee-buckling, universe-collapsing, demon-summoning, heavenly, mind-melting, out-of-body, primal, euphoric, hair-raising, skin-tingling, unforgettable, feral, vicious, ruthless, relentless, breathtaking, godlike, monstrous, animalistic, uncontrollable, ultimate, explosive, devastating, and legendary intimacy.