I could swear I’ve talked about this somewhere before, but a cursory search failed to find it. Basically, I think there’s two options:
- if you want the arbitrary cruelty of chance, pick randomly (flip a coin, paper scissors rock, cut the omen deck and highest wins, whichever); or
- if you want the poignant tasty irony, then as y’all did picking the messiest option is good
OR (i remember now I was talking about the how-to-do-oneshots question below with my partner) you could say the signs point to both, they both answer questions (together or separately as makes sense), and this is unprecedented and any neighbours who are in the know are Freaked Out