I found them on db.bepis.moe
Wait, I think I found out how. It has left me with another quandry, however, one in the shape of a $50 bill and a $10 bill, not including tax. It seems I must rely on the help of my friend, Evil Dirtbag With A Chainsaw, to help obtain it through rather [completely legal] means. Fortunately, the ends always justify the means, especially for me, Professor Aristotle Penamidev