Dear Fishlicka,
Thank you sincerely for your creation of this Juice Galaxy, formerly known as Juice World. With a name such as yours, I was surprised this was not named "Fish Galaxy (Formerly Fish World)" on account of how much your name implies that you like fish. Or, at least you enjoy doing things to fish. Do any of us really like fish if we cut them up and eat them? Yes. Yes we do. Just because you murder something doesn't mean you don't love it. But you don't even murder the fish. You lick them. I imagine rather softly. Or maybe rather hardly (harshly?).
I don't know. To be honest, I'm not interested in what you do to fish. But as a token of my thanks for the beautiful things you have done to my world with your formerly known world, I would like to offer you a tribute of fish for you to lick on your screen. Please do apply some sanitizer maybe to your screen. It might be dirty. But then again, I don't know how germs work. I didn't go to medical school. I went to juice school. But they didn't teach me anything they just killed me.
Behold. The cod. Now, I don't actually know anything about fish. I would ask an LLM but I'm too lazy to do that and people say the computers drink up all the water but maybe that's good because we need to get the fish out of the water. But I'd imagine this fish has a rather soft texture. Its skin looks circle-ly. Can you taste circles? Probably, not, but you can feel them. I don't think people eat fish skins though. They lick them. Anyway...
This little fellow is what we call a "sock-eye." You might notice that this fish is smaller than the other fish. That is actually a lie- the image is only smaller, not the fish. I have played a dirty trick using an optical illusion. Were you fooled by it? I don't know. I like to think of myself as a "mindlicka" and I don't want to know if I failed because it will break my immersion.
Wait why doesnt the fish have socks in its eyes I dont
Now this is embarassing. I don't know how this got here. Please don't look. This is a tadpole, not a fish. You don't want to lick this, it is an amphibian in disguise! Let's move onto another picture.
Now you'll notice this fish is-
Wait a second. This is a tadpole again. And a Pepsi. Why is he so big? Did he drink the pepsi? Is pepsi like tadpole mushrooms, like mario mushrooms? I don't know. Honestly, it looks rather weird. I wouldn't lick this.
Anyway, unfortunately it seems like we have exhausted literally all known pictures of fish in the world and that the only remaining pictures are in fact tadpoles or other animals larping as fish. This is a sad state of affairs, I know, but at very least, I hope the two fish I provided for you to lick were satisfactory and that you did not have the unfortunate misstep of attempting to lick the imposters.
Thanks once more. Keep on juicing it. I miss you and your juice already, even though I never knew you and I could just load up the game and play it now. tysm tysm gw hf