Wow, this is actually really amazing to me. This post kind of blew up and the replies are all across the spectrum, which is wildly fascinating. Thank you ahead of time, to everyone who took the time to post yea, nay, or anywhere in-between. I got about half-way through and realized I wanted to take the time to read every reply carefully. So this first reply is just a general "thank you" to everyone involved so far. Time is the most expensive resource.