Threw some pebbles at the pie then used the lawnmower to push the pie (not the table) over to me
Tossed compost bags up on the roof of the shed and walked across the powerline
Piled up compost bags to get over the fence
the neighbors didn't know what hit them
Also got a really awkward rule; "No pushing the table with the axe"
Because apparently, you can throw the axe as far as you want