I LOVE THIS SO MUCH LMAO very fun and I love all the jokes! You did an incredible job on this. Only issue is that it scrolls the page when I use my arrow keys so you might want to let the user fullscreen the game.
That is a known issue with Chrome with the editor I used, sadly, and there hasn't been a patch yet. That's why I recommended Edge in the description for playing, since it keeps audio/framerate consistency without the scroll issue 💔 I'll consider fullscreen soon if I can ensure there won't be any bugs. Thank you for your comment and feedback!