Seems like other comments were thinking the same thing that I was, that I'd probably pay more attention to the actual scenarios if the stats of the outcomes weren't shown (and if you played up the parody angle a bit more).
You're right; this was my first attempt, and since I didn't have much time to work on it, I couldn't make the parody as good as I wanted. I'll let you know when I redo it. thank youuu