Hi there folks, this is me, Colonel Sanders.
For five dollars you can fill up your car with gasoline, or you can fill up yourself with my five dollar fill-up with finger-lickin' good sauce.
It's tender, it juicy, it delicious.
Three chicken tenders,
taters and gravy
I threw in a biscuit
and a big old cookie.
My five dollar fill-up will fill you up, guaranteed
Isn't that right, Phil? It's still finger-lickin' good.