A+ for the pun and it was pretty fun! I think the concept is neat, the graphics style is cool, and the feel of the game was good.
I quickly lost the ability to get up on my deck because the enemies broke my stairs. Not sure if there is another way up, a way to repair it, or build a new one. Guess that's the roguelike part, gotta reset :P
Playing in firefox on ubuntu, I was getting some audio stuttering, not sure if that's a common/know problem. Also, when it first opened, the three options were squished together. Not sure if there is a way to force a minimum size.