The credits were redacted because the mayor didn't want the public to find out about his parties while he's still in office. Also, the only thing I was able to decipher from the redacted files was the following:
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to slayer
I'd like to find him friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Anyway, great game phrog! Keep it dysentery, Gary