HA! That's nice liberal. I see they got you workin' the easy shift. Not me! I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL CRUSHING FACTORY! Where they CRUSH my BALLS! That's right - every day I slap these puppies on a hydraulic press hand have 7 trillion newtons of force exerted DIRECTLY onto my BALLS! In fact, I'm going for the company record: 7.1 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my balls! I'm hoping to win the prize: a $25 gift card for Macy's so I can buy a nice pair of earphones for my wife so she can stop listening to me whine about my CRUSHED BALLS! I don't even know what's going on down there anymore. I'm scared to look!