**Wife**: Emeraude Toubia.
**Nearby Village Visit**: Slept with Melissa Rauch.
**Woman in Need of Help**: Had sex with Sara Jean Underwood.
**Night in the Town**: Slept with Melissa Fumero.
**Village Rest Stop**: Slept with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
**Prostitute**: Neekolul. Anal and Creampie.
**Dance Partner**: Emily Osment.
**Night Rest Stop**: Slept with Jordana Brewster. Blowjob, Doggystyle and Anal.
**Mountain Settlement**: Slept with Karlie Kloss. Had slow, passionate sex.
**Mountain Tribe**: Slept with Emmy Rossum.
**THE GOOD ENDING**: Won against Karlie Kloss in the swordfight.
**Babysitter**: Salma Hayek.
**Pool Lifeguard**: Francesca Capaldi.
**Gardener**: Emilia Clarke.
**Sofia Vergara's New Job**: Entertainer.