I just found this game last night.... (and have been searching for more like it)
AND OH, MY, GOD!! Was it all and nothing at all what I was expecting (LOWKEY SPOILERS?)
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For starters, I relate so much to the prtoag *like gurl I too am trying to get home, bed rot, and also eat leftover microwaved pizza at 7pm while watching every scream movie I own once I get off work* BUT! Other than that, the amount of Michael Myers name drops LIKE OKAY AUTHOR I SEE YOU!! I'm just going to assume this is the author's taste and they're really into fictional slasher killers (NO HATE ALL LOVE!!) especially Michael Myers, right? but! We REALLY seem to be into him since our character KEEPS OBJECTIFYING THE HELL OUT OF THIS MAN (Our husband<33) LIKE OKAY GO FIGURE I AIN'T NEVER SEEN SOMEBODY OBJECTIFY A MAN THIS MUCH AND I'M HERE FOR IT!!
But! Back to the bus situation, which really got me, not only did we f*cking fall asleep on the bus. That I can understand, but falling asleep and then end up leaning your entire upper body weight onto someone else?? AND NO HONEY, IT DOESN'T STOP THERE, like we're full on cuddling with this complete stranger!! for the past 2 hours, and more, cuz when we first got onto the bus, we were still in the city? We are now in the countryside, so I don't know how long we were asleep. But it's like damn. Full on cuddling a stranger, and he's allowing it like, HELLO?? I would have been so f*cking embarrassed (and which the protag is) and not just that!! Mind you, because we embarrass ourselves even more later on, depending on which route you take, like, I would f*cking perish on the spot. Imagine you wake up, and you and one other person are on the bus. It's just the two of you. Not ONLY did you miss your stop, but YOU'RE PRESSED UP AGAINST SOME GUYS CHEST FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG WHILE CALLING HIM F*CKING MICHAEL MYERS IN YOUR SLEEP GURL I WOULD DIE LIKE HELLO?? HELP??
ANYWAYS!! backtracking a little before we fall asleep, when this guy got on the bus, the first thing we think in our little freaky brain is like, *"oh my dog like imagining him as one of our favorite killers because y'know he's too tall to be on this damn bus like I can feel the muscles underneath the thin fabric of his jacket"* imagining that it's Michael Myers sitting next to me. Like, oh my God, like it might be the universe rewarding me for all the sh*t I had to deal with at work this past week. Might as well enjoy this, and let myself daydream about this presumably muscular man sitting right next to me. It was very well givin' [Insert slasher killer x reader] Wattpad fanfic AND I WAS EATING THAT SHIT UP LIKE GURL I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!! And then we fall asleep.
Like sh*t you go girl! objectify him I don't f*cking know!? Anyway, I was reading the description of the game, and a little on Eddie's character, and I saw that he's a thief? So each and every time our (protag) homegirl gets crazy in her thoughts, I say to myself out loud "I don't know when, but he's going to f*cking rob me by the way" like I'm saying this out loud as if the person I'm playing as would hear me like omg </3 sobbing, I'm so lame it's like yelling at a final girl to run when she can't see the killer on TV. But that was my little self reminder he's going to rob me at some point AND WHICH HE DID but not in the way I thought because I didn't read the full description BUT STILL LOVED THE GAME ALL THE SAME LIKE KISS KISS THE WRITING IS SO SO GUUUD!!!!! I just thought it was funny that I thought he was going to rob me once we got to my house after the drinks LOL
My thought process was like, sure, this little interaction is cute, he may be a cutie patootie, but he's going to rob me LMAO
BUT OMG EDDIE!! HE'S SO PATHETICALLY CUTE IT'S DOWN RIGHT CRIMINAL he truly is a big, overly excited dog type that wants to lie on top of you, not understanding he's no longer small and can crush you under his weight vibe, and omg "kicked puppy look"? Gurl, hello?? GIVE HIM TO ME!! There were moments where I wanted to fight the protag because WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!? and even more so after "the truth serum" like there's no way you fell for that AND DON'T OWN UP TO YOUR FREAKINESS LIKE YOU BETTER OWN IT YOU'RE ALREADY HERE WHY ACT COY LIKE IT'S NOT YOU? but for a moment Eddie Lowkey got me with that bullsh*t I'm over here thinking there's no way this motherf*cker just shot me up with something HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF AND SAYING IT'S SAFE?? I WAS LIVID LIKE OMG WHEN I FOUND OUT HE LIED AFTER I HATED HIM LIKE I WANTED TO FIGHT BOTH OF THEM because no way he just PLAYED ME!! LIKE GURL HE PLAYED IN MY FACE LIKE THAT LIKE HONEY, BABY BOY, NO BOO BOO, which is why I say we embarrass ourselves more because I know I was. I'm more mad I have sorta the same mindset and thoughts as this protag because sh*t she's dumb sometimes. She has her moments, and for me having the half and half mindset as her makes me dumb too <\3 like (scratching the back of my bald head) Man, I thought she was onto something about the drug, but we're both wrong </33 AND HE LOWKEY BROKE THE FOURTH WALL
Like, call me a freak without calling me a freak within a game that's in the same genre as the other freaky shit I play and read LIKE WHAT THE HELLY MAN?? AND HE COOKED MY SH*T calling us EASY AND A WH*RE LIKE BOY YOU STALK ME SO YOU KNOW FOR A FACT I'M NOT BUT DAYUM LIKE HE WAS EATING WHEN HE SAID THAT I was gagged by that dialogue because he wasn't wrong, we put up 0 fight like no f*cking resistance. And he was self aware, he brought it up multiple times, and he f*cking reality checked me. I couldn't even be mad because WHY am I letting him have his way?? (Not me, the character) And dayum, like no fight coming from us even when I picked options that gave me the broken heart or refused, we still didn't put up a fight. Honestly, I just wanted to prove him wrong, believe I could fight him. But he ate and left no crumbs. I didn't get my lick back.
Anyways, there's more I have to say, but I'm going to end it here I LOVE EDDIE HE'S SO CUTE I PLAYED THIS ALL IN ONE SITTING SO SAD IT COMES TO AN END HE'S SO CUTE KISS KISS <333
LOVED YOUR GAME SICFUK<3 Wished there was more to this, I was literally fangirling the whole time playing this, while live reacting in my friend's DMs while he's asleep, blowing up his phone, he doesn't understand my obsession, but that's okay!! He supports it (We're both adults!!)
I keep replaying the game, I love his silly, awkward reactions and him fumbling over his words, he's so precious!!