If you are getting an update button in the bottom right of the main menu, you are with the working downloader, otherwise you should reinstall the downloader.
So that's the issue. There's no Downloader anymore. It turned into the app after I first installed last patch. I have zero access to the Downloader unless I uninstall, re-download the Downloader, and lose my progress. And whenever I try to download the Downloader, it just tries to update the app itself.