I'm making the poutiest face at people being so supportive and giving me a hard time for running myself down, just so you know. Crossed arms, hunched back, the whole bit. But in all seriousness THANK YOU! Super happy someone else found the orgasmic hand holding as funny as I did lol. Every combination of features had three different handwritten lines (though some were based closely on others): one for a basic one by itself, one for the basic one being doubled, and one for the advanced act...which is probably a big part of why there aren't more events but anywayyyyy. There was actually a lot more mad libs-ish variety planned for the sex actions, but wrangling all the replacers just got to be too much for my brain with the deadline.
Wow the bugs list is really turning into something, I don't even understand how some of those could be happening, but I did put a lot of stuff in on the last day including the save and load systems if I remember right, and I was honestly pretty much in a fugue state so there's no telling. But thanks for all the ones you pointed out, that's super helpful! And thanks again just for playing!