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A true masterpiece. After playing this, I won the lottery,  and my mom came back to life and finally became a good mom. My dad came back with no weed in hand and sincerely apologized to me for leaving me at two years of age. He then  gave me a Ferrari. Markiplier personally came to autograph it. The angel Gabriel ascended from the heavens to give me a message from God; "Yo, I got you the deed to a five story mansion".  I became so rich that I single-handedly solved world hunger. Everybody cheered. Abraham Lincon himself came back to life to give me a Nobel Peace Prize and suddenly, I am no longer mentally ill. Thank you for making this. Truly life-changing.

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Drat... you were supposed to hate this game and it was supposed to ruin your entire life! Now I’m kicking rocks on the side of the road. But you’re welcome… I GUESS.