Innocent? These slimes you call INNOCENT? With bounces LIKE THAT?! THEY ARE SO FULL OF MY LUNCH THOSE BASTARDS! I see past those innocent, tiny, cute, beloving, intrigued, yet DASTARDLY eyes. They are full of jelly. My favourite. I was wondering where all of it went. Every morning I would buy some, treat myself, go and watch Northenlion for a bit, and return with an EMPTY FRIGE! A FEW TIMES THERE EVEN WAS NO FRIDGE! THEY DESERVE THE MIGHT OF THE BLADE I WIELD. THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID.
also it would be cool if more would spawn so that i could afk for an hour and destroy a whole nation’s worth with one swing. would be cool i think :3 i should buy some jam