Some might call me a bit obsessive, my ex wife certainly did, but I find myself up all night every night determined to crack this thing. Which is to say I’ve taken a drink or two throughout to keep myself sharp. Shake of these damn headaches. Whiskey sir, and make it cheap! What’s this got to do with anything? Calm down, I’m getting there.
Some folks water it down with ice but that’s a damn crime so I use these freezer ball things. Why dilute perfection? Anyway long story short I’m reading your post and my head starts killing me again, I damn near pass out. I look down in my glass and what do I see? A stainless steel ball about 2 inch across staring straight back at me. Shiny as always but now it’s covered in spirals, just like you said. Those never used to be there. When I bought em they looked like this…
What I want to know is why the hell you had to post your damn sob story? Spreading the misery around? Whatever you thought you were doing now you’ve gone an spread it to me!
I know misery loves company but what are we even doing here? Some kid on reddit gets cursed and we all feel left out? I’ll have what he’s having! None of this is right. Listen out there if you read about this in that damn rag don’t get involved. Close the tab and go on living your life before you end up like us. Trust me it ain’t worth it.