Is it WASD to move? I couldn't get off the pedestal, although I have been having an issue with moving in someone else's game as well. I'm on a Macbook, I can't imagine why the keybindings wouldn't work? Seems others were able to get it to work. Anyway, if you've got any tips I can try let me know and I'll give it another crack. The premise is super intriguing! I love wacky games like this.