Wow, just wow. This game is fucking amazing. I mean, first you dab on us, making us think it's just a shitty 2d fuckboy game, then you hit us with the main menu, then I think "wait, is he actually-" and then the intro starts with the actual fucking font from mgs, then the motherfucking game starts AND PLEASURE OF TENSION STARTS PLAYING AND THE FUCKING BOX AND EVERYTHING FUCKING WORKS PERFECTLY AND IT'S 3D AND YOU CAN THROW CANS AND SHIT AND THERE'S PROPER AI AND THERE'S A RED DUDE WHO I'M NOT SURE WHAT HIS POINT IS BUT HOLY SHIT THERE'S A FUCKING BOSSFIGHT. 

And then the ending. I don't know why, but I did not expect there to be an mgs phone conversation at the end, but it could literally not have been more perfect. Holy fucking shit. If this game doesn't get first place I will burn the server to the ground. 

You fucking did it, champ