Just wanted to add some context, this game was 100% made for fun and my only goal was to recreate the animal crossing mail system (sorta) and get a good endings/achievements menu. Also practice pixel art of course. These goals were prep for a personal project but if people really like this I might expand it. For those that want to 100% the game parts you need insider knowledge so below I have attached hints for each ending. Happy Jam everyone!
Too Interesting: Really just yap about cop/superhero stuff Close but no cigar: Just do a blank long message Too Many Choices: Become an indecisive person struggling to pick between a bunch of options (choose nothing) Sound as a Baby: Run on sentences with “and”s and commas, also maybe mention stuff like taxes and mortgages. Anger Issues: full version of F U in some way Cheater: Most efficient possible message points wise (my points calculations are below for anyone who can read GD script)
Point Calculations: (Only shows point gains from words if yall want the losses too lmk.) 1 Point Gain: “ Hm” | “ Um” | “ So “ | “, “ | “ Also “ 2 Point Gain: “ And “ 3 Point Gain: “ Basic” | “ Taxes” 4 Point Gain: “ As Well “ 5 Point Gain: “ Insurance “ | “ Including “ | “ Mortgage “