At least you didn't get sentenced to:
You didn't get sentenced to this: The Devil's Triangle (9)
The Devil's Passage (10)
The Devil's ????? (11, I'm waiting)
The Devil's Hexagram (12)
The Devil's Heptagram (13)
The Devil's Octogram (14)
The Devil's Nonogram (15)
The Devil's Polygon (16)
The Devil's Justice (17)
The Devil's Turbine (18)
The Devil's Convergence (19)
The Devil's Transit (20)
The Devil's D*athbed (21)