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1776. New York City


Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?


That depends. Who’s asking?


Oh, well, sure, sir

I’m Alexander Hamilton, I’m at your service, sir

I have been looking for you


I’m getting nervous


Sir, I heard your name at Princeton

I was seeking an accelerated course of study

When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours

I may have punched him. It’s a blur, sir

He handles the financials?


You punched the bursar


Yes!

I wanted to do what you did

Graduate in two, then join the revolution

He looked at me like I was stupid

I’m not stupid!


So how’d you do it?

How’d you graduate so fast?


It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed


You’re an orphan. Of course! I’m an orphan

God, I wish there was a war!

Then we could prove that we’re worth more

Than anyone bargained for


Can I buy you a drink?


That would be nice


While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice

Talk less


What?


Smile more!


Ha!


Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for


You can’t be serious


You wanna get ahead?


Yes.


Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead


Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

What time is it?


Show time!


Like I said


Show time! Show time! What!


I’m John Laurens in the place to be!

Two pints o’ Sam Adams, but I’m workin’ on three, uh!

Those redcoats don’t want it with me!

Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I’m free!


Oui, oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lafayette!

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!

I came from afar just to say Bonsoir!

Tell the King Casse toi ! Who’s the best?

C’est moi!


Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan

Up in it, lovin’ it, yes I heard ya mother said: come again?


Ay


Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course

It’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsetz


Wow


No more sex, pour me another brew, son!

Let’s raise a couple more


To the revolution!


Well, if it ain’t the prodigy of Princeton college!


Aaron Burr!


Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!


Good luck with that: you’re takin’ a stand

You spit. I’m ‘a sit. We’ll see where we land


Boooo!


Burr, the revolution’s imminent. What do you stall for?


If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’

ll you fall for?


Ohh


Who are you?


Who are you?


Who are you?


Ooh, who is this kid, what's he gonna do?

Aaron Burr, Sir????

Lmao