Hey reviewer... you absolute monster.Reading this almost made me tear up in the middle of my sad little abandoned-dev cave. Almost. (Okay fine, I did. Zoomie would be proud of the single manly tear that rolled down while I clutched my cold coffee.)I’m the dev. Yeah, the one who rage-quit mid-update, left Zoomie and Zoomette dangling in limbo, and ghosted the entire playerbase like a coward. I have no excuse. Life happened, burnout hit like a brick wall at 300 bpm, and I just… walked away. Seeing people still talk about these neon psychopaths in 2025 legitimately heals something in me I didn’t know was still bleeding.“Flappy Bird’s unhinged cousin who got abandoned mid-ragequit” is the single most accurate and painful thing anyone’s ever written about my game. 10/10, no notes, I’m getting that tattooed.I don’t know if I’ll ever properly come back and finish the big update I promised (new birds, co-op chaos mode, customizable caffeine levels, the works), but knowing Zoomie & Zoomette still have a cult out there nosediving for fun… maybe I will. You’ve poked the sleeping gremlin.<span class="css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3" <thank="" you="" for="" the="" 9="" 10.="" thank="" missing="" them.="" and="" making="" this="" dev="" me="" feel,="" five="" seconds,="" like="" i="" didn’t="" completely="" fail="" those="" pixelated="" little="" disasters.<="" span="">>span class="css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1g7jtus r-1x3r274">If you’re reading this and you still have the .apk sitting on your phone like a war crime souvenir… send me a screenshot. I’ll personally draw you a terrible Zoomie on a sticky note and mail it to you like it’s fine I have nothing else going on.</span>Zooming back into your heart (and probably a pipe) soon,
- The prodigal dev who owes you all therapy money