I know we barely know each other, but can you please promise me something? Don't call yourself ugly. You're far too young and pretty to be thinking of yourself like that. I bet you look fantastic in a bikini.
Ah, i see. I've got an idea: please send me an email at vick.woozy976@passinbox.com. You put a lot of effort into your responses to me, and i feel like i owe you some great replies back.