I love the passion you put into making fun of Itch.io and I absolutely can relate
"I just love when big companies take it upon themselves to spare me of the LEGAL content I specifically have decided to watch. I love having others decide for me what I LEGALLY consume as a 24 year old. There is nothing that fills me with more joy than having everything erased that's out of the ordinary even though its LEGAL but oh no, Dragon dicks. If it wasn't for Itch.io's protection, I was just about to go outside and get captured by a bunch of synths, thank god that was prevented."