Have YOU ever wanted to mix your twin loves of Curling and polyhedral dice?
As a true syrup-blooded Canadian, there is nothing I would appreciate more.

YES! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
I knew I could count on Canada! Don’t listen to any of those other stupid Americans (just this one): Canadians are among the very best of us!
(Especially because of the syrup blood… y’all will be our salvation when we start eating each other in the coming apocalypse.) ^_~
Comedy aside though, thanks for posting the epic win. Well curled, my Northern friend!