I love this game! The newspaper was so cool and I'm impressed by how professional it looks. It was hilariously written and I am honored to have achieved the funny room. I also named my character dipshit so it was really funny when it kept calling me dipshit. I feel like unless you take the time to read and commit the entire newspaper to memory, it's really hard to tell the right jokes, but it still definitely works because no matter which ending I got I laughed and enjoyed my experience. I feel like it's slightly useless to be able to refer to the newspaper before you even see your joke because I have no idea which event to look for. I think it might work better if you had the opportunity to look at it after knowing the joke's context. This could make the decision too easy though, so I'm not sure.