I'm not being sacrificed because
1, I'm innocent
2, I'm a very cool video game player
3, I am older than sprunki (I was born in 2013 and sprunki came out in 2024)
4, I have good opinions
And lastly, 5,
I actually go outside and draw
3 of these are subjective and one of these is obvious isnt everyone here born after 2024
