ITS THE BEST GAME EVER !

I launched it thinking it was just another random game I found on itch… but I was so wrong. Something changed. The gameplay awakened something deep inside me - some kind of inner balance, I guess. My hormones got so perfectly aligned that my wife and I finally managed to start a family.

My dog, who was seriously ill, suddenly got better. And my old car - which hasn’t worked for months - started on the first try the next morning. I can’t explain it. It’s a miracle.

This isn’t a game. It’s THE GAME !