No but I aspire to be.
I cut my hair and speak in an octave lower and I am only friends with like all dudes but of course the only true way costs 50,000 dollars so I am gonna get a job and save up for like a bajillion yrs, somehow pay my college debt and then maybe get a dih.
Sorry if that was too weird for ya but I am a funky dude and if you get rock with my roll you can roll on away.