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"And we didn't scrool on those tiktacks or whatever you call them" "Gramps..do you mean tiktok??" ". . .Tic tacs are good candies, want one?" *Pierrot pulls a old crusty expired box of Tic Tacs out of his pocket & holds them up proudly* "Uhmm..no thanks, i'm good with my, Tiktacks"

MyDudeAspen_12356 days ago

"MeMaw Gramps is being weird again, he keeps offering us expired candys "
"This is why we don't visit anymore"
*Gramps just staring out the window watching as a bird crashes into the neighbors window and he cackles loudly*
"There he go's again"

starzzmcore55 days ago

"I remember back in my day, i drugged my love so i could keep them forever & ever, nobody loves that hard anymore" *Gramps has a sad face, reminiscing on his old lover* "They ended up kts..but whatever, i loved them. . .anyhoo, want some tictacs??"

MyDudeAspen_12355 days ago

"No gramps those are probably like 20 yrs old"
"And nowadays yall' can't even love humans anymore. what's up with the clankers and shit?"
"Grandpa you can't say that!!!"

starzzmcore55 days ago

"I used to be able too, it was called free will kids, before the damned orange-skinned prick took over this county"

MyDudeAspen_12355 days ago

"Gramps free will is overated"
*Pierrot laughs wheezly rockin in his chair*
"it is now! after that orange thumb started running things we can't eat food without it being plastic anymore"

starzzmcore54 days ago

BAHAHAHHA ORANGE THUMB

MyDudeAspen_12353 days ago

All of my frinds say that he reminds them of girls maycup from 2006

starzzmcore51 days ago

i love that so much c':

MyDudeAspen_12351 days ago

itch.io

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