I've said it in so many replies and devlogs, but those stupid-long stat bars absolutely give me life, and this is the biggest, silliest one I've seen yet :D
So I reckon y'all couldn't find a clear theme for the stats because my behind-the-scenes rationale was very, very bad. I've addressed and explained the new theme (as well as the stupid old one) in the latest devlog, if y'all want to check it out.
If you ever go back and find the specific-yet-unavailable answers to questions, definintely let me know, and thank you for sharing your results :)