Thx for the comment!
I can’t do that simply because it’s a SFW game and it’s all meant to stay wholesome without that type of mechanics. Also about the protag, smth that’ll be fixed in the next update is that Corey (the protag) is their own character, not the player. If you wanna see more specific content related to any mechanic or featuring a self-insert, I’d say keep it fan content. XD
And btw I agree with your point on the first paragraph just saying LMAO, I just won’t be able to deliver it with this game. Sorry!