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Recent news:
Local game dev Hakita caught attempting a parry with knuckleblaster- In his own game; Public outcry for public disembowelment
"I just don't know how I can recover from this."- Arsi "Hakita" Patala
Rise in Sprunkomment drama: Sprunkomment stop took a big hit from this, and is at an all time low with stocks less than 3%
Local sprunkommenter named "golden baldi" accused of being wanted criminal Ni**aMal; GoldenBaldi has not released a formal press statement on this accusation as of yet.
"These idiots keep on accusing me for no reason."- MrGoldenBaldi
Local commenter "TornPerson" is being torn apart by commenters due to a source of drama currently unknown to the UnEmployed News Network.
We are currently wating on a formal press statement from Torn.
And now to Bob with the weather.
Local temps in sprunkomments are currently at a steady 67 degrees, with a mustard front moving in from the east, along with a side of heavy drama, so be sure to bring a umbrella and a block button, because its gonna get nasty out here today.
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